Humor 2009 calendars (found 131 titles)

Family Guy Quagmire 2010 Wall Calendar

Author: NMR
Publisher: NMR
Publication date: 2009-07-15
ISBN: 1554840244
Price: $13.99

TOP SELLING PROPERTY FEATURING IT'S MOST POPULAR CHARACTERS, QUAGMIRE! Family Guy fans will eat up these classic words of wisdom as Family Guy’s resident deviant lays out his secrets for success with the ladies. Outrageous? Shocking? You betcha!

Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar . . .: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes 2009 Boxed Calendar

Authors: Thomas Cathcart, Daniel Klein
Publisher: Abrams Calendars
Publication date: 2008-08-01
ISBN: 0810972565
Pages: 314
Rating:
Price: $12.99

Customes reviews 3

2009 calendar? (2010-01-23)

I should have read more carefully, or realized that the price was really TOO good, but it never occurred to me that you would be selling 2009 calendars in Dec. 09. So, I sent them back, paid postage both ways and spent several dollars for nothing.

Phunny philosophy (2009-03-14)

This is really funny. But alas, some of the lanugage is R rated. You don't want to have to explain some of this humor to a seven year old. I like it. I'm glad I bought it.

Gift (2008-12-01)

I purchased this as a holiday gift and I have not given it yet. It was the item I ordered and it was shipped in a timely manner

Garfield: 2009 Day-to-Day Calendar

Authors: Jim Davis
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date: 2008-07-01
ISBN: 0740774670
Pages: 640
Rating:
Price: $12.99

Customes reviews 7

My 10 yr. old loves it. (2010-01-30)

My looks forward to the calendar every year. We will get another next year.

I love Garfield. He is my Hero!!! (2009-11-17)

I get the calender every year. It sits on my desk at work.
In a stress filled office he makes me laugh and
I share with others to ligthen the day.
I highly recommend this product.
How can you go wrong with Garfield?!!!!

garfield (2009-09-05)

got this one to this year its very tiny and never saw one before that small very cute

Even better than last year (2009-02-13)

Arriving at my desk each morning wouldn't be the same without a new Garfield. Dilbert is just a bit too close to real life, whereas Garfield continues to be just plain funny. This year's has two improvements. Every strip in in colour, and the adhesive strip along the top is perforated approximately monthly. When you remove yesterday's strip there's little danger of it ripping. The only possible improvement remaining would be that each day is duplicated. This would let me share the previous day's strip, while have a copy to hang onto.

Happy (2009-02-10)

I love garfield as is. When I found this calendar I was happy. I could not find any 2009 Garfield anywhere.

Family Guy Cast 2010 Wall Calendar

Authors: NMR
Publisher: NMR
Publication date: 2009-07-15
ISBN: 1554840236
Rating:
Price: $13.99

TOP BEST SELLER!! Perfect for the serious and casual fan alike. Featuring a TOP 10 LIST FROM EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER. Full of inside jokes, memorable plot points and off-the-wall quotes. A MUST HAVE TITLE FOR ANY PROGRAM!

Customes reviews 4

Amazon's vendors are not trustworthy (2010-04-09)

I wish i could write a review about the family guy calendar, but i never received it. its been well over a month now and i have not received my order, i havent even received an e-mail or a letter letting me know what is going on. i even tried contacting the seller. i will never order through amazon again and i will tell my friends and family about my experience. i work in customer service and i would never allow anything like this to happen. i only spent $13, so i guess i am not an important customer. if i dont receive my order or a refund i will contact an atourney.

i am very unhappy, ive never had a problem in the past with ordering from amazon. i am disappointed.

Who made this horrible thing? (2010-03-31)

I don't know which calendar the first two reviewers were looking at but this calendar is completely devoid of humor whatsoever. Each month has a top ten list that is related to a Family Guy character. If I had to guess, I would say that whoever wrote these lists either A) has never actually seen an episode of Family Guy and was working from some rough character notes, B) doesn't speak English as their primary language, C) has Asperger's Syndrome or D) all of the above.

Case in point-- the list from March:

TOP TEN REASONS I'M TOUGHER THAN YOU
by JOE (Peter's paraplegic cop neighbor)

10) I am a cop
9) I say things like "Bring on the pain!"
8) I like macho things
7) I have survived prison
6) I don't use my legs so my arms are extra strong
5) I have won many awards (<-- Seriously... That's number 5!)
4) My voice is tough (<-- What the what??!!)
3) My wife Bonnie is always pregnant
2) I am good at sports (<-- Ummmmm...)
1) I have a badge

Whew! Man! Whatta laugh riot, huh??

This stuff wouldn't be funny in any calendar, let alone one devoted to one of the funniest shows on television. Seth McFarlane should be sentenced to read this steaming pile all-day every day for a week for allowing anyone who can rub two bucks together to license Family Guy merchandise.

For shame, Seth!

[NOTE: I gave this item one star because it actually does function as a calendar... and nothing else.]

Funny (2010-03-15)

I bought this for my boy friend and he loved it. He is a huge Family Guy fan.

Very Funny! (2010-01-07)

The calender was full of funny quotes from the show. A Must have for a Family Guy FAN!

Anne Taintor 2009 Wall Calendar

Authors: Anne Taintor
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Publication date: 2008-07-30
ISBN: 0811863131
Pages: 24
Rating:
Price: $12.99

Anne Taintor's sassy, misbehaving ladies are sure to enliven any home or office.

Customes reviews 6

Smart, cynical and very sassy (2009-12-07)

Anne Taintor's work is phenomenal: smart, cynical and very sassy. The perfect antidote for any world-weary woman tired of having to be politically correct and sensitive all the time. Each time I see this calendar on my wall, it makes me smile...though smirk might be a better description.

Gotta have a Taintor calendar every year! (2009-03-01)

I love Taintor's naughty wit and always order one of her calendars every year. IMHO, 2009's isn't as clever as some in the past, but then humor is subjective and we all have our "favorites". I'll get another one next year, that's for certain!

Very Funny Calendar (2009-02-15)

I buy this calendar every year. Everyone laughs when they see it hanging in my kitchen.

Bad seller (2009-02-06)

I ordered this product December 31 and still have not recieved it as of today. They did send me a notice apologizing and saying I could cancel the order about three weeks ago. I however did not want to cancel the order since I had waited this long. I assumed I would recieve the product shortly after but am still waiting and very unhappy.

Great gift (2009-01-01)

This is one of the gifts I gave to my boss for Christmas and she loves it!

Wallace & Gromit 2009 Wall Calendar

Authors: Aardman Animations
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Publication date: 2008-07-30
ISBN: 0811863158
Pages: 24
Rating:
Price: $12.99

The zany misadventures of the much-loved duo, Wallace and Gromit, highlight this wacky wall calendar.

Customes reviews 1

wallace & gromit 2009 wall calendar (2009-01-18)

This is a wonderful product
I hope successive wallace & gromit will come year to year

Position of the Day Expert Daily 2009 Calendar (Daily Calendar)

Authors: Nerve.com
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Publication date: 2008-07-30
ISBN: 0811861058
Pages: 315
Rating:
Price: $11.99

The good folks at Nerve are geared up to bring another 365 days of naughty fun to everyone's desktop with this saucy and hilarious daily calendar.

Customes reviews 2

Interesting calendar (2009-05-18)

Overall this caledar is very amusing but alot of the positions are very unrealistic but funny!
Worth the money all though afterp ostage i wouldnt recommend this calender , there has got to be better ones out there.

something different... (2009-01-31)

My wife and I were looking for some spice in the bedroom, this calendar definitely provided us with some different ideas, some do-able, but most were just funny...and a few were a little too much. Overall satisfied with purchase.

Cute Overload Page-A-Day Calendar 2009 (Color Page-A-Day(r) Calendars)

Authors: Meg Frost
Publisher: Workman Publishing Company
Publication date: 2008-06-15
ISBN: 0761150579
Pages: 320
Rating:
Price: $12.99

"Omigosh—so cute!" (The Boston Globe). Introducing a brand-new calendar based on the phenomenally popular, award-winning blog—with the singular mission of scouring the Web for "only the finest in cute imagery"—anointed "#1 MOOD LIFTER" in Time magazine's "50 Coolest Websites" issue. Cute Overload features day after day of sheer animal adorability: wiggly-nosed bunny rabbits, palm-size puppies, kittens mimicking human traits, fuzzy chicks, koalas, baby pandas, the occasional hedgehog, and The Rules of Cuteness, including #5: Fisheye lens + baby animal is always cute and #10: If you haven't grown into your feet yet, it's cute. Accompanied by a pitch-perfect, smart caption, every picture is guaranteed to elicit an "awww." Truly, "The Gold Standard of Cute" (Wonkette).

Customes reviews 40

Cute calendars should always be cute (2009-11-16)

Ok so it's a "Cute Overload" calendar. Every picture should be 'cute.' That is not always the case! Sure, some people may find rodents cute and some people may not (I don't find them that cute). But there are definitely some pictures where the animals could be described as (dare I say it): ugly. I take issue with pictures like that of the grumpy, fat bunny followed by a corny caption about how he is disgruntled. It's not cute. Also not cute are the 'tocks pics. Puppy... cute. Puppy 'tocks... eh. Not that cute. It's buttocks. There are plenty of funny calendars. This one is marketed as a CUTE calendar so it should only have cute animals.

Making cutesy remarks and goofy language is part of Cute [...] so if you don't like that... don't buy the calendar. There are a lot of cute pictures though and some very cute, bright photos. It's nice to start out each day with a cute animal. I think it would be best if Cute Overload had a separate Funny Overload.

For the most part... (2009-08-27)

For the most part I have enjoyed this page a day calendar. The animals are adorable! Yet there are many animals in bust shots which I find to be very distasteful! I have came across quite a few already and after today I tossed the calendar in the trash! I bought this calender to enjoy the animals if I wanted to enjoy cleavage I would have and certainly could have bought something else! I would defiantly not recommended this product!

Rubbish (2009-03-27)

I'm sorry to have to say this, because I love Cute Overload as a website, I really do. But this calendar is just rubbish.

Only 1 in 10 of the images is actually cute. There are too many evil-looking dogs and the dog to hamster ratio is appaulingly biased (in favour of pugs). I too have to agree with one of the previous comments about the captions, they aren't funny and they detract from the images which, as I've mentioned, aren't doing themselves any favours to begin with.

I can only assume that the person who chooses the images on the site is not the same person who chose the images for the calendar. Or that the best images on the site were not given permission to be used.

Wacky cross-eyed or evil-looking dogs ARE NOT CUTE. Especially when they're chewing on some guy's ear lobe.

Save your money and support the site instead of this embarrassment.

Seriously, Do people really think this is funny? (2009-03-17)

The pictures are cute. However, I often find myself feeling shame for the people that write the captions. They just really aren't funny and misspelling words to convey accents only adds absurdity to the calendar's attempts at humor. The calendar may be a little better if it cut down on the personification just a little (might). On quite a few days, I have not even been able to understand what the writer was trying to convey. Do these writers still have jobs? I can't wait until December 31.

Underwhelmed by the cute "overload"... (2009-03-11)

Honestly most of these pictures aren't just NOT cute, they're out of focus, run-of-the-mill, and downright ugly. Surely it couldn't be that difficult to procure 365 pictures of cute baby animals?? Why am I looking at pictures of old dogs and insects every day?

Daily Brain Games: 2010 Day-to-Day Calendar (Day to Day Calendar)

Authors: Happy Neuron
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publication date: 2009-08-01
ISBN: 0740782940
Pages: 640
Rating:
Price: $13.99

Customes reviews 1

A nice change from origami brain exercise calendar. (2009-11-01)

The past few years have been origami and kiragami page a day type calendars and we needed a change and this brain puzzles calendar for next year looks like it will be a nice change and still keep our interest each day.

Porn for Women 2009 Wall Calendar

Authors: Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative
Publisher: Chronicle Books
Publication date: 2008-07-30
ISBN: 081186233X
Pages: 24
Rating:
Price: $12.99

Finally, wall-worthy eye candy for the ladies! This calendar features alluring (PG-rated) photographs of hunky men doing what women really want cooking dinner, offering massages, asking for directions, and more. Hubba hubba!

Customes reviews 5

OMG ... JUST TOO FUNNY! (2009-02-16)

All these "Porn for Women" products are just hysterical! I gave the books and calenders to my sisters and friends for Christmas (and bought a set for myself). EVERY women just loved them and raved about them. A great, humorous, original, and unusual gift. Men don't care for them much, though - Hah! Highly recommend!

Tongue in Cheek (2009-02-02)

Loved this calendar!! Have given it as gifts to many of my female friends, all of whom have found it hilarious. One reason is because it is so right on. It is funny on so many levels - it says what many of us think, it pokes fun at men's obsession with porn - plus the models are downright yummy!! Highly recommend this to anyone who has a sense of humor!

THIS IS GREAT!!! (2008-12-30)

OK, seriously.. people who sit around and get offended by this crap, make me sick!!! it is no more offensive then the calenders with half naked or all naked women, that men like to hang up in their shops!! however these( products) are slightly different. Every women out there im sure wishes their significant other would do a little more even if they know it will never happen. Its comical and suppose to be nice to look at and give you a chuckle, of all the things in life to be disgusted with this is not one of them. get real!!

Hilarious, great gift (2008-12-22)

I love this calendar. It is a great, funny gift to give to a girlfriend. No complaints on either end.

Hideous (2008-12-03)

I received this as a gift and have rarely been more offended. This is the most sexist thing I have ever seen in my life. Wonder what causes problems between men and women? It's the faulty expectations and hideous stereotypes perpetuated by crap like this for the sake a cheap joke and a quick buck. Please think about this "humor" and how harmful it is to men and women before giving your monetary support.

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