conception and contraception calendar

(366 pages)

2008 George W. Bush Out of Office Countdown Boxed Calendar publisher: Calendars released: 2007-04-30 ISBN: 1402209819 $11.99

Bush Out of Office Countdown Desk Calendar: He's doing a heck of a job, but hang in there...it's almost over! Much of the nation has been counting the days since the first inauguration of the president who said, If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator. Count down the days while enjoying: the best of Bush bloopers and blunders, the indictments, scandals, embarrassments and audacity of the president's advisors, admirers (think Harriet), cronies, appointees (see cronies) and strange bedfellows.

While the daily quotes are highly amusing at first glance, when I consider the source I don't know how he got there (hanging chads perhaps?) and I can only hope we survive until... and beyond!

This is great calender to commerate the end of the Bush Presidency. Many people know Bush has said and done stupid things but you get direct quotes of pure stupidity. It's hard to believe he actually said some of the things contained in the calender. This product will keep you laughing all the way into the next presidency.

We wonder where they got the fabulous quotations of our inimitable Prez. Very funny calendar. The count down cheers us up too.

This is so funny with a quote from Bush, his aides or actions for each day counting down to his last day as President. At the same time it is frightening - is he really so stupid? How did he get to be president of the most powerful nation in the world!

Bought as a gift for xmas.... Grandma loved it and I think the rest of the family went to get their own! Was a hit!

(16 pages)

Provocateur Studio Men 2008 Calendar publisher: 10% Consumer Products released: 2007-05-21 ISBN: 1934525081 $15.95

This critically-acclaimed calendar returns for the 2008 season. Michael Sutton draws you into his world of masculine male nudes with his original photography techniques. Note - Contains full frontal nudity.

Hanging By My Bathroom Sink, I Shave And Brush My Teeth Accompanied By
Muscular Hunks.

(16 pages)

Basic Training Workout 2008 Calendar by: Muscle Art publisher: Calendars released: 2007-05-21 ISBN: 193452512X $14.95

Basic Training Workout Wall Calendar: This useful calendar is not only filled with chiseled men, but also features tips from various trainers on diet and exercise. Its perfect for those who seek healthy lifestyles and will certainly motivate by the portraits alone!

(24 pages)

Volkswagen Beetle 2008 Square Wall Calendar by: BrownTrout Publishers publisher: Calendars released: 2007-02-28 ISBN: 1421620340 $13.99

Volkswagen Beetle Wall Calendar: Known affectionately as the Bug, the Volkswagen's Beetle is truly one of the most distinctive cars on the road today. The Beetle was introduced in the late 1930s in Germany, and by 1949 the first Beetle had arrived in America. It became the worlds best-selling car and is still in high demand, as its bright colors and eye-pleasing shape continue to attract attention. This wall calendar is devoted entirely to these wonderful compact cars.

(32 pages)

Hello Kitty Hello 2008! Mini Wall Calendar (Hello Kitty) by: Higashi Glaser publisher: Calendars released: 2007-08-01 ISBN: 0810988542 $5.44

Hello Kitty Mini Wall Calendar: Enjoy yet another year of fantastic fun with Hello Kitty and all of her sweet friends with this mini wall calendar that is the perfect size for small spaces!

This is an identical copy of the large 2007 wall calendar. If I would've known that the pictures and the calendar were going to be a mini version of the old 2007 I would've opted for something different. I was very disappointed. How uncreative of the publisher!

I agree. I went to the store today and looked at this calender and was very disappointed to see that it had last year's full size images in it, just smaller.

I thought this would be a mini-calendar full of NEW Hello Kitty images. Not so. After examining the 2007 Wall Calendar (the full size Hello Kitty Calendar), it's blatant that all these images are taken from that calendar and down-sized for the '08 mini calendar. Save your dollars and buy the regular wall-sized '08 HK calendar that actually has new Hello Kitty images.

(16 pages)

Provocateur Men 2008 Calendar by: Higashi Glaser publisher: 10% Consumer Products released: 2007-05-21 ISBN: 1934525073 $12.76

Men from all walks of life are portrayed in this gritty collection of photography from Steve Henry. His use of various filters and colors brings out the raw personality of his nude subjects. Note - Contains full frontal nudity.

(24 pages)

Irish Wolfhounds 2008 Square Wall Calendar by: BrownTrout Publishers publisher: Calendars released: 2007-03-05 ISBN: 1421623412 $13.99

Irish Wolfhounds Wall Calendar: The shaggy-coated Irish Wolfhound has a peaceful, loving, and quiet personality. These very tall, very powerful dogs need plenty of space to maneuver. Usually graceful but not uncommonly clumsy, they take several years to grow to full size. Intelligent and trustworthy, they make very wonderful companions. Sometimes these sensitive hounds are simply called Irish dogs. Enjoy this spectacular breed with this wonderful wall calendar.

(16 pages)

Fraternity Men 2008 Calendar - Adult by: Fratmen.com publisher: Big Daddy released: 2007-05-21 ISBN: 1934525057 $15.95

These models come straight to you from Fratmen.tv and the Fratmen DVD collection of over 50 titles. If you have ever wondered what these sizzling guys look like behind their dorm and locker room doors (and who doesn t) then prepare for these jaw-dropping photos. Note - Contains Full Frontal Nudity

The men in this calendar are hot. Anybody who enjoys the pleasures of the male form will want to have this calendar.

The hottest Photo is on the Cover! The rest are really nice but too "erect" to hang on the wall unfortunately. Of course if you don't care what others think, its a great inspiration to get one "up" in the morning!

(24 pages)

Dilbert: 2008 Mini Wall Calendar by: Scott Adams publisher: Calendars released: 2007-08-01 ISBN: 0740766201 $7.99

Dilbert Mini Wall Calendar: Office politics, bosses from hell, annoying coworkers, endless meetings, pointless assignments. The same things that make us scream in our cubicles make us laugh out loud when we're viewing them vicariously in Dilbert, Scott Adams's comic strip, which appears in more than 2,000 newspapers. The perfect size where wall space tends more toward cubicle than executive suite, this calendar features a complete strip with one extended panel each month.

The ultimate Dilbert calendar would combine this product with a daily dose of Dilbert. For a wall calendar this one is bright and large enough to note important dates. I need more Dilbert though like the daily desk calendar!

(12 pages)

Through My Cottage Window 2008 Wall Calendar by: Kim Jacobs publisher: Calendars released: 2007-08-01 ISBN: 1416213791 $12.99

Kim Jacobs Through My Cottage Window Wall Calendar: This new wall calendar features beautiful watercolors by Kim Jacobs of inviting cottage scenes with lovely gardens and cat friends. Unlike previous editions, this Kim Jacobs calendar is not packed in an envelope.

Just lovely! I have been purchasing Ms Jacobs' calendars for some years now because I love the calming pastel colors, the fanciful drawings with the cats. I hang it where I can just admire it daily and have another calendar to write on.